this is the best line i’ve ever read
I am George
THE FOURTH GIF
HE’S FUCKING SNEAKING PAST LIKE
oh man this is gonna be bloody perfect
LAUGHING OUT LOUD SO FUCKIN LOUDLY HOLY SHITTT
A kingdom of isolation
And it looks like I’m the queen
my name backwards spells “disappointment and skin problems”
nice to meet you, Smelborp Niks Dna Tnemtnioppasid
You really shouldn’t put your full name on the internet, it’s not safe.
Smelborp for president
leaked footage of desolation of smaug
"FUCKIN DWARF PIECE OF SHIT WALKIN INTO MY HOME AND CALLING DIS FINE PIECE O’ DRAGON BOOTY FAT?!?!?!11 GUURL IMMA SHOW YOU IMMA SHOW ALL Y’ALL!!!!11!! BITCH I AM FIRE I AM DEATH I AM DONE WITH YO ATTITUDE"
man girls are gorgeous
alright this could mean one of two things
"Who wants to be a millionaire?" Me. This game is easy. Next question.